I shall now retell the story in my own words.
One day in Chinese Heaven, me and my friends, the Eight Immortals got super drunk, one of us thought it was a good idea to cross the East sea. This was indeed a terrible idea. At first we started crossing the sea by throwing our objects into the water and jumping onto them and just hanging out. Than Lan-Caihe decided to drop his musical clappers into the water. They sunk to the bottom of the sea where the dragon kings two sons took them and refused to give them back. We killed them and started an all out war. At first we were winning than the Dragon King used divine powers to force us to retreat. Than we threw a giant mountain at them and one kit K-O them. We one and took back the clappers. We than preceded to continue our exploration of the sea.
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