Conclusion

Lan-Cai-He- I learned what the eight immortals are. Plus I learned about how Lan-Cai-He's symbol is the flower basket with chrysanthemums.

Hel- I learned where the word Hell originates from.

Chang'e- I learned how the moon came to existence

Xi Wang Mu- I learned that Xi Wang Mu was originally a tiger

Raven- I learned that Raven created the moon

Athena-Won the city of Athens from Poseiden

Little Deer- I learned that Little Deer stopped humans from recklessly hunting

Odysseus- I learned he was the king of Ithaca

Maat- In charge of who lives or dies

Hermes- Invented the Lyre

Freya- Is part giant

Crossing the sea Finale

I shall now retell the story in my own words.

One day in Chinese Heaven, me and my friends, the Eight Immortals got super drunk, one of us thought it was a good idea to cross the East sea. This was indeed a terrible idea. At first we started crossing the sea by throwing our objects into the water and jumping onto them and just hanging out. Than Lan-Caihe decided to drop his musical clappers into the water. They sunk to the bottom of the sea where the dragon kings two sons took them and refused to give them back. We killed them and started an all out war. At first we were winning than the Dragon King used divine powers to force us to retreat. Than we threw a giant mountain at them and one kit K-O them. We one and took back the clappers. We than preceded to continue our exploration of the sea.

Crossing the sea conclusion

This blog will focus on the conclusion to our epic tale. After defeating the Dragon King and his army of seafood, his son Ao Guang takes over the thrown. Then we continue exploring the sea.

Crossing the Sea part 4

Today we are going to talk about the climax of the story. In our adventure crossing the sea, we wage war against the Dragon King for taking Lan Caihes Musical clappers. In our final struggle to defeat the Dragon King, we throw a mountain into the sea at them. After this we win the war!


                                                      
             

Crossing the Ocean part 3

Next in our little story, I need to describe to you the conflict in the story. You see Lan Caihe foolishly dropped his flower basket containing musical clappers into the sea. Than they were found by two of the Dragon Kings sons. They refused to give them back to us and we than proceed to kill them in our little fight. At this point the Dragon King declared war on us and we fought till we rose victorious.

Crossing the ocean part 2

Hello again, continuing our little story I will like to describe the characters in my story.

Cao-Guojiu- One of the eight immortals, pictured as an old man with an imperial cap carrying an imperial tablet. He hated corruption in the royal court and left later and soon became an immortal. The Chinese Theatrical god.


Han-Xiangzi- Another of the eight immortals, seen as an attractive youth carrying a bamboo flute. He once climbed into a peach tree of immortality. Upon climbing it he became immortal and his flute blesses immortality. The patron of the middle class.

He-Xiangu- The only female in the eight immortals. Often carrying a peach or lotus flower. Became an immortal supposedly after putting in a shiny gem into cordial and was soon able to fly over mountains and etc. The goddess of ladies, virgins, and housewives.

Lan-Caihe- Wearing a warm thick coat in the summer with a wooden belt and only wearing one shoe.  A total drunk who became immortal after helping out a beggar by washing out boils and sores.

Li-Tieguai- The god of the sick, stuck in a beggars body, that is also lame. Liked to just float about without his body till it was cremated.

Lu-Dongbin- Pictured as an aristocratic man in imperial robes, carrying around a magical sword from a dragon. Highly educated.

Zhang-Guolao- Portrayed as a old man riding a donkey. The master of oragami. After dying once, just got back up and went on as if nothing happened.

Dragon King- a dragon who is in charge of the east sea. Can transform to look like humans.

Hello there! After much much great boredom I have decided to open the portal. Done. No questions, just enjoy spying on the other class.

Crossing the Ocean. Part 1

Hello yet again my loyal followers, myth seekers and welcome to the blog. I realize that I have only been talking about myself lately. So we're doing it again! Heck Yeah! Honestly I just think that young people nowadays don't care about anything. So I think teaching them about the past would do them some good. I would like to recount the time me and my friends of the eight immortals decided to travel across the sea.

First of all, to start I would like start the epic 5 part series focusing on our journey across the ocean. It mostly revolves us traveling across the sea. So you could smell the salt in the air, the paper mule, the flower basket, and the lotus flower. You could feel the waves beneath your feet as you traveled across the sea on the miscellaneous items we surfed on. I sky and ocean was blue like any ocean. The crashing of the waves was there. Honestly we I could've given you more details, but I was too drunk like everyone else to remember a great deal of details.

Hello again my followers. It is indeed I Zhongli Quan, with another blog post. Today I would like to provide cultural references based off me. Odd? Yes. Am I still going to do this? Yes.

First of all I would like to show you some scenes from my guest starring in Jackie Chan Adventures. In it I defeat a wind demon. That is where I end my part on the show.

Secondly, I am not that popular and I could only find myself elsewhere in a book retelling a tale of mine called, The Water God's Temple of the Guangsheng Monastery: Cosmic Function of Art, Ritual, and theater by Anning Jing.

Lastly I could only find a vase depicting me. Here is the picture.

The Cake is a Lie

Amazing News!

Over the course of procrastinating on writing my last post I have discovered a way to link dimensions from our world to another! This proves the infinite dimension theory! If you don't know heres a link to explain it.Wikipedia article on the theory. Now this took me a long time and I don't know if it's allowed or not, but I have posted this article to prove I have done it. I am going to check with the LORD SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, to see if this legal. If not I'm going to shut down the project for good. If it is though the possibilities are endless! I have seen copies of ourselves among these universes. I have only been able to create a portal stable enough to travel between two other universes though. I ask for your opinion on the matter to see if you guys fully support the idea of the multiverse. I'm not going through with this unless I can get most of you onto the BandWagon.(Look up that term if you have not listened to a conversation that lasted more that 2 minutes with me.) To sum it up, I discovered two other worlds like ours, and I want your opinions on the matter.

-Zhongli Quan

P.S If anyone else discovers my portal leave it alone. Also thanks for all the Views to my blog!

P.S.S Now that I realize this. I figured out most of the views to my blog have been me trying to see if everything is working... But if anyone has viewed my blog thanks...

Introductions Part 2

Hello this is Zhongli Quan and I would like to welcome you to and back to my blog. For todays post I am going to further introduce myself to my wonderful viewers. First of all my responsibilities, I am in charge of weaponry in the eight immortals. I am often associated with my feather fan. I originate from China, and more specifically during the Han Dynasty. I am often associated with Taoism, and the eight immortals. I would say that a personality trait of mine is that I lead often. During my time as a general, and in the eight immortals. You would say that my allies are the eight immortals, since I travel with them on many adventures. Than my enemies would be those who seek to destroy or harm others. Lastly the most distinguishing symbol of myself is a either my belly or my fan.